Archive for Sarah Palin

Not Bad, Sarah

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags on September 3, 2008 by criPSy duck

Alright, I’m not afraid to say it: Palin gives good speech. She’s clearly no lightweight. (And she does a great impression of South Park’s Principal Victoria.) She’s almost a batshit conservative (proud union husband, whuh?), but that’s to be expected, right? (Was it me, or was it weird to see a room full of right wingers cheering solar power?) She’s definitely lovely and she’s definitely sincere, and her family seemed pretty nice on TV.

Let the race begin! Oh yeah, we still gotta hear from Senator what-his-name. That’ll be a real barn burner.

You’re Fucking Kidding Me, Right?

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags , , , , , , , on September 2, 2008 by criPSy duck

Okay. Barrack Obama says he won’t go after Republican Vice Presidential pick Gov. Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol’s pregnancy. Well then brother, clear a path, because that crazy wench has got it coming. And I, for one, have no scruples. (Too many years being used as a punching bag by the Rush Limbaughs of the world. FUCK YOU, RUSH!!!)

Let’s see now, you have a newborn down syndrome special needs child at home and your seventeen-year-old daughter is pregnant by her backwoods boyfriend and fully intends to keep the child. Shit, now’s a perfect time to run for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America! Continue reading