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You call that a party?

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags , , , , , on April 10, 2009 by criPSy duck

Rick Santelli started a real shit storm when he announced from the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange that he didn’t want to bail out errant mortgage holders and was instead contemplating a “tea party” in Chicago. Since that day, Republican nit-wits have been coming out of the woodwork, including useless windhole Michelle Malkin, “Contract with Fellatio” Newt Gingrich, and the Howard Beale of the new world, Glenn Beck. (who lends new meaning to the term “vapid.”) Continue reading

Two Strikes and YOU’RE STUPID!

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 7, 2008 by criPSy duck

I have Conservative friends. People I love but cannot for the life of me fathom. I know Deadheads who call themselves Republican. That’s just messed up.

In the spirit of Bill Maher, I hereby impose a New Rule:

If you voted for George W. Bush twice, YOUR OPINION NO LONGER MATTERS. Continue reading