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Posted in cripsyduck, politics, religion with tags atheism, bible, buddhist, Christian, evangelicals, EVIL!, god, good, heaven, hell, hindu, jew, koran, muslim, religion, satan, vedas on February 18, 2009 by criPSy duck

I’m so fucking sick of the religious. You can’t even be a good flaming liberal anymore without invoking the imaginary name of some invisible omniscient boogeyman in the sky every time you take the stage. When did having a rich fantasy life become a prerequisite for public service? Continue reading →

Two Strikes and YOU’RE STUPID!

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags bill kristol, Bill Maher, bush, Cheney, conservatives, Dr. Laura, EVIL!, George W. Bush, Glenn Beck, Hannity, Heritage Foundation, Limbaugh, New York Times, newt gingrich, Norquist, O'Reilly, Project for a New American Century, repugs, Rumsfeld, Savage, Tom DeLay on August 7, 2008 by criPSy duck

I have Conservative friends. People I love but cannot for the life of me fathom. I know Deadheads who call themselves Republican. That’s just messed up.

In the spirit of Bill Maher, I hereby impose a New Rule:

If you voted for George W. Bush twice, YOUR OPINION NO LONGER MATTERS. Continue reading →

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