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Preamble to the Capitalist Constitution

Posted in cripsyduck, politics with tags , , , , on September 8, 2009 by criPSy duck

We the Corporations of the United States, in Order to dominate a more profitable Union, establish Monopoly, insure domestic Subsidiaries, provide for the golden Parachute, promote Warfare in general, and secure the Blessings of Opulence to ourselves and our Prosperity, do highjack and subvert this Constitution for the United States of America.