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GEORGE CARLIN IS DEAD!

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  1. DogBoy, yer' Dope Smokin' Conservative Buddy Says:

    GOD (if he or she exists) BLESS GOERGE CARLIN!!!!

    CARLIN: Let me tell you about endangered species, all right? Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It’s arrogant meddling. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place. Doesn’t anybody understand that? Interfering with nature. Over 90%, way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet, ever lived, are gone. They’re extinct. We didn’t kill them all. They just disappeared. That’s what nature does. We’re so self-important, so self-important. Everybody is going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all, save the planet. What?

    CARLIN: I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths, people trying to make the world safe for their Volvos. There is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The people are (bleep) — difference, difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. It’s been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We’ve only been engaged in heavy industry for a little more than 200 years.

    CARLIN: Two hundred years versus four and a half billion, and we have the conceit to think that somehow we’re a threat, that somehow we’re going to put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that’s just a-floatin’ around the sun? The planet has been through a lot worse than us, been through all kinds of things worse than us, been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages, and we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. We are! We’re going away.

    And for analysis, so of the brightest on the environment. Yea, yea, quotes with no context! Do some research and discover the context. Did you read the above?????

    R. NADER: Yes, well, you know, the connection will be made more and more between extreme weather that’s occurring all over the world, the increase in water vapor, the effect of that. It’s amazing how some people who doubt global warming, I guess like Rush Limbaugh, want to wait until the oceans overcome our literal landscapes, and I don’t know what more evidence they’re going to require.

    HANSEN- NASA Guy: These CEOs are the potential people, the captains of industry who could solve the problem. So I just want to draw attention to them, so I, in my opinion, I say that if they don’t change their tactics, that they’re guilty of crimes against humanity and nature, and they should be tried in one way or another.

    GOD (if he or she exists) BLESS GOERGE CARLIN!!!!

  2. cripsyduck Says:

    George was wrong. Case in point: detonate every nuclear weapon in existence at once, and you will surely have a devastating effect on life on earth. Now, I’ll grant you, it might not kill the planet, but things will most certainly change, and mammalian life would likely cease to exist. Man can change the planet. He already has.

  3. DogBoy, yer' Dope Smokin' Conservative Buddy Says:

    Accually, I thought George addressed that at the end of the last bit.

  4. pluck monkey Says:

    so, to be clear, the reason to not be an environmentalist is that environmentalists are mistaken: we are not in fact killing the planet, rather we are racing to extinguish all human life, so whats all the fuss?

  5. Pluck Monkey gets a bannana.

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